5 Rules You Need To Know For Having Fuck Buddies

If you’re in a fuck buddy relationship, or looking for fuck buddies, then there are some rules that will make your experience better. I’ve learned these over the years and have shared them with many of my friends who had no idea what to expect out of a fuck buddy relationship.

1. A fuck buddy is not an exclusive partner. Don’t get all excited if someone tells you they only want to be fuck buddies and keep it casual, because it means one thing: They don’t want anything more serious than sex. Not every guy wants a relationship. Not every woman does either. If he doesn’t like you enough to commit, then just say thank you for the great sex. The fact that he was willing to sleep with you should tell you a lot about whether or not this person has any long-term potential.

2. Be honest from the beginning. This goes without saying but I’ll say it anyway. It’s important to be up front with each other right away — whether you have slept together before or not. No one likes being lied to.

3. Communicate. When you first meet, find out what they’re looking for in terms of relationship status, especially when you’re using a Fuckbook for older women to find a milf fuck. Ask how often they’d like to see each other. As much as possible, try to meet their expectations.

4. Don’t assume anything. If you’re going to take the time to talk to someone and go on dates, then you need to communicate your feelings. Tell him what you want. Tell her what you want. Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings. Just keep things clear and upfront.

5. Be respectful. Treat each other how you would treat any other friend. Don’t get all crazy when you fuck. It’s fine to be a little bit wild sometimes, but keep it under control.

The best way to ensure a good fuck buddy relationship is to always remember that this isn’t a real relationship. Don’t put pressure on yourself to make something happen that won’t. Enjoy the sex.

Top 5 Memes of All Time

Every month a new meme seems to surface on the Internet, but there are those that started the trend and will forever be a classic. They’re the type of memes that you can show to anyone, and they’ll always know what it’s about, unlike some of the newer ones where it can get hard to keep up, and they need explaining.

It’s been a long road for memes, but do you remember the ones that started it all? Here are five of the best memes of all time, not just of the month.

The Rickroll

Starting off with the OG, the Rickroll is a “bait-and-switch” meme that became popular by people providing a link to something that is supposed to be relevant to what you’re discussing, but instead leads to a music video of Rick Astley’s 80’s hit “Never Gonna Give You Up.” People got even more clever and began to embed the video in other videos, playing after the person started watching the video that was supposed to be something completely different.

Trollface

Probably the thing that first comes to mind when thinking about memes is the iconic Trollface that gained popularity through Redditors and rage comics, which are those short comics using characters that you’ve probably seen before, such as the “TROLOLOLOL” face and the “Derp” face. It’s an image of drawing of a face that looks like it’s about to let out the most condescending, tear-inducing laughter.

Double Rainbow

A tender moment in the history of YouTube was back in 2010 when this video of a man recording a double rainbow near Yosemite National Park surfaced and spread like wildfire. People went crazy over this video due to the fact that the guy filming behind the camera was freaking out at the sight of a double rainbow, to the point of him bursting in tears. An iconic line from the video is the guy, named “Bear,” yelling out “What does it mean?!?!” The video was unnoticed for many months, up until Jimmy Kimmel featured it on his show. The video was later featured in a Microsoft commercial advertising the Windows Live Photo

Doge

No one calls dogs “dogs” on the Internet anymore – they’re doges.

This meme started from a picture of the original doge; a golden Shiba Inus. The doge was in a side-eyed position, and was often accompanied by white text or captions saying things like “wow,” “much [adjective],” or “very [noun].” The reason they were typed this way was to resemble the simple thought process of dogs, or should I say, doges.

Bad Luck Brian

Everyone and their mother has seen this meme; you know the one – the bad school yearbook photo of a blonde, red-faced kid with a huge, brace-face smile in a plaid sweater vest. I know that’s really descriptive, but now that I’ve said it you know what I’m talking about, right?

Bad Luck Brian took over the Internet with its captions depicting embarrassing, tragic, or just plain unlucky situations. For example, people would type things like “Trying to stealthily fart in class,” followed by “Shits.” There are many combinations possible of unlucky situations that makes this meme so funny.

Top 9 Hilarious Sex Memes

I love a good meme, don’t you?

What I love about sexting forum sites like Twitter especially is that more and more memes are getting dirty, but in such a delightful way. Idk about you but sometimes it’s shocking to scroll down your feed and see straight up porn or someone describing something sexual in super graphic detail, but a sexual meme will make my day.

You get all the fun of the dirty jokes and nudes without the danger of someone looking over your shoulder and being mortified at what you’re looking at in public – or worse, at work!

There’s also even an argument that our thirsty ass memes can be healthy because they open up a conversation about sex! And god knows we need that in our puritan-ass country…

Anyway, here are some of my favorite sex memes that I’ve seen this week that I can’t stop laughing about:

Fucking like hamsters…

There’s a reason that pet stores separate hamsters by gender… Those motherfuckers are nasty. You think rabbits fuck like crazy; you should see what happens when you accidentally put two hamsters of the opposite sex in the same cage… spoiler alert: you get endless baby hamsters.

But this meme takes those sex-crazed animals and makes them look so god damn cute… look how happy and wholesome he looks in that little bowl… and think about how happy you’d be in the situation the picture is describing.

Respectfully dirty

Ya know, it’s hard to make sure that you don’t come across as a creep when you’re thirsting online. You can’t really roll into someone’s DM’s asking to fuck without looking like a total perv.

Instead, use this meme to break the ice! Personally, I love a little humor. And isn’t that one of the things most people look for? Someone who can make them laugh? Even if you’re just looking for a one night stand if you send this meme, you’ll def get a chance because they’ll know that you’ll make them cum and laugh all in one night!

Yeehaw

The word yeehaw is hilarious. What does yeehaw really mean? Does anyone know?

Either way, this is another great meme you could use to break the ice with someone or let your S.O. know that you want to fuck tonight.

Daddy Jokes

I almost shot water out of my nose when I saw this. I honestly wonder what would happen if anyone pulled this while having sex. I don’t think I’m brave enough to do it, but if someone is, please let me know what happens.

A different kind of drug dealer

Could you imagine if these guys thought they were stealing some other kind of drugs and ended up with boners that lasted more than 4 hours?

Or maybe Viagra has a high street value… someone let me know, haha!

Interview or casting?

If your girl ever sends you a pic like this go stop her from getting into porn. Or, if you’re into that, congratulate her on her debut!

Nude requirements

I don’t know about you, but I ask myself these questions every time before I send a Nude.

WTF is going on in isle 15?

Idk what’s going down on isle 15, but I’ll try anything once…

Hoe life, the best life

Post this meme after a break up and watch all thirsty DM’s roll in.

9 of the Funniest Memes about Donald Trump

Regardless of how you feel about the current administration and having Trump as our fearless leader, I think we all can agree that the memes that have come out of this presidency are some of the best work the online trolls have done to date.

It seems that everything this man does is meme-worthy, which might mean bad things for our country but it sure does make good comedy. At the very least we should be able to laugh at what’s going on in our political system, right?

While Trump is out there killing the “69. Nice” meme and using some of his own memes to troll democrats, we keep churning out Trump centered memes. Here are some of my personal favorites:

Maybe he’s born with it…

Much like Regina George’s hair, Trump’s hair – or should I say “hair”- is full of secrets. Who knows what that monstrosity is actually made of. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was corn silk, the resemblance is indeed uncanny.

My theory is that it’s some sort of clip in extension – definitely not Brazillian hair though. Any thoughts?

Finally, we know the meaning of Covfefe

I – like most of you out there – have long wondered what the true meaning of coffee is. Now, this definition may be true – the part about his hands most certainly makes it a possibility – however, there may be a deeper meaning to this word… only Trump may know the truth.

Trump’s cabinet

To be completely honest with you, I think this is how the decisions get made in the white house. I’m not sure if that’s his son or just a very tiny landscaper, but there’s a good chance that he gives sound political advice…

The truth about the inauguration crowd

The number of people in attendance at the 45th inauguration has been long debated since the fateful day. But based on this new evidence, Trump may have been right the entire time! Like Zebra, it’s hard to differentiate individual Klan members in a crowd because of their coats.

I guess we were wrong all along.

How’d that get there?

To be honest, I’m not entirely sure how those things got where they are today either.

Check that out!

After Trump’s meeting with Putin, it seems that he’s more interested in that country – or rather the presidant of that country – than the one he’s currently leading.

Speaking of Putin…

Honestly, I think that this picture is the only photo better than the one of Putin on the horse. I wouldn’t mind owning a tiny version of that Trump balloon either.

So many berders!

Since the chefs at the White House weren’t working during the shutdown, Trump made due by buying that many burgers. I wonder if he uses Postmates or Uber Eats.

Berders and Covfefe

I’ve got to say that I’m a huge fan of Trump’s tiny hands – and or his penchant for neglecting to spell check anything – because these blunders are becoming such interesting parts of our modern day Lexicon. Maybe Hamberders will be the word of the year!

5 Hilarious Memes You Won’t Believes Are Banned

In the face of political unrest, we make jokes. Jokes in the form of political cartoons, carefully crafted tweets, and – most importantly – memes.

I think we all can agree we love memes. We love memes so much they’ve almost become a part of our everyday language even when we’re not on the internet. We speak in memes, we communicate with memes, and we get to poke fun at the most powerful people in the world – politicians – through memes… until those memes get banned!

Censorship isn’t something we really have to worry about in america… yet. But other countries have to worry about their memes being taken away from them. China and Russia have banned some if not all memes and the EU might be on it’s way to banning memes too (but for copyright reasons and not censorship).

But the best thing about the internet is that when someone asks the trolls and the memers to stop, that only increases the harassment a hundredfold.

Russian Idiot

Honestly, if someone told me that this was a picture of the same man a few decades apart, I would fully believe them. I honestly don’t think that this picture makes Putin look bad, but he and I must have very different definitions of what makes him look bad.

Danger Doge

Trust your dogs. If your dog is acting weird, odds are something’s wrong (or he got into your edibles). I think that we all should listen to what this poor dog is trying to tell us, especially Donald Trump.

I personally would not want to be that close to a man that powerful or that terrifying.

Range of Emotions

I wouldn’t want to have to negotiate with this man. I feel like there’s no possible way to fully understand what he’s thinking based on how he displays such a wide range of emotions.

Dick-tator am I right?

When it comes to world leaders, Putin is definitely seen without his shirt on a lot more than anyone else. I think that a nice suit exudes power, but again he must have other ideas.

I guess they look alike

I’m not sure if you’ve been keeping up with what’s been going on with Chinese politics, but Winnie the Pooh has been banned in the country because people have been comparing the popular cartoon character with President Xi. I think I can see the resemblance, but I don’t think it’s grounds for banning the character all together! He even didn’t allow the new Winnie the Pooh movie to be shown in the country!

Okay, I’m starting to see it

Oh wow, okay I guess I can see where he’s coming from.

The Resemblance is Uncanny

Okay, yeah. He totally looks like Winnie the Pooh. But he shouldn’t have said anything because now he has meme-lords spamming him with Winnie the Pooh memes!

Pride Baby

From what I understand this was the meme that pushed Putin over the edge and made him ban memes. Homeboy is super homophobic, but I think this pic makes him look pretty!

Free to Meme

I’m proud to live in a country that doesn’t infringe upon our god given right to meme!

Here are the 5 Funniest Podcasts Out Right Now:

Sometimes there’s nothing more uncomfortable than a quiet house or walk to work. While there is something to being in silence, but sometimes it can be unsettling. For me, the best solution to uncomfortable silence (other than Spotify) is to put on a podcast.

You could always put the news on the television but that could be stressful. I like to listen to something with a little bit more of a comforting story. Because lets be honest, most news broadcasts are mostly people arguing back and forth senselessly on a topic that would better be discussed calmly.

Here are some of my favorite comedic podcasts that you should definitely give a listen the next time you can’t stand the quiet.

  1. My Dad Wrote a Porno
    I may or may not be listening to this right now…
    But honestly, this NSFW podcast is an absolutely hilarious. The name of the podcast is spot on… it’s literally about one of the comedian’s father’s erotica.
    Him and his two comedian friends read through his father’s – who they only refer by his pen name, Rocky Flinstone – erotica called Belinda Blinked.
    You’ll find yourself cackling outload to such a degree that your neighbors might think that you’re having a mental break.
  2. Your Mom’s House
    If you’ve ever wondered what it’d be like to be a comedian married to another comedian, you must listen to this podcast. Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky is are both hilarious on their own, but give these married standup comedians a podcast and you’ll find yourself shook… with laughter.
    These two have no qualms talking about their sex life, touching on hilariously terrible topics, and entertaining their devoted fans.
    You really ought to check this out if you’re looking to laugh at some seriously depraved humor.
  3. Anna Faris is Unqualified
    You might know Anna Faris as the House Bunny one of the girls from the Scary Movie series or as Chris Pratt’s ex-wife. Either way, you may forget that that this woman is seriously funny.
    Her podcast includes discussions with celebrity guests (most of which who usually don’t make it to the usual late night shows or podcasts), rousing games of would-you-rather?, and her answering her listeners’ relationship advice.
    If you’re looking to listening to something that feels relatable – as you too might feel “unqualified” – you really ought to check out this podcast!
  4. Guys We Fucked
    I mean… how could you go wrong with a podcast with this name?
    In the #MeToo era, co-hosts Krystyna Hutchinson and Corinne fisher set out to start a project where they talked with men they’ve slept with. While it started as two women talking to men they’d fucked, it blossomed into a full-fledged feminist podcast complete with testimonials, confessionals, and discussions with experts.
    If you’re looking for some uncensored, R-rated girl power. Give this a listen!
  5. 2 Dope Queens
    Odds are you’ve probably heard from Phoebe Robinson and/or Jessica Williams. These two have risen to comedic fame pretty quickly… but their podcast has topped the charts!
    Tune it to hear 2 Dope (and comedic) Queens talk about everything from celebrities to relationships to pop culture! This is definitely worth a listen.

5 Unspken rules of having a fuck buddy [must read!!]

Casual dating has basically become synonymous with dating in the 21st century. Nothing is ever serious or anything, but a casual fuck buddy.  Unless you’ve explicitly sat down and announced to the other that you’re trying to find a serious relationship, it’s almost always assumed that everything is casual.
And there’s nothing wrong with that.

Those of us who are emotional might have a difficult time holding off the emotions when casually banging someone, and those of us who are less emotional might have a difficult time understanding what kind of communication is expected in this kind of arrangement (yes, you do have to communicate with your fuck buddy).

Here are some unspoken rules for having a fuck buddy:

1. Keep it casual

You’re casually dating remember? So, don’t make things anything but casual. This means no dates other than Netflix and Chill (which we all know is just code for sex) or late-night excursions for pre/post-coital snacks.

You should limit your time around one another during the daytime. Sure, you can meet up at a bar, but I don’t recommend going out together (leaving together on the other hand is allowed).
Just don’t act like a couple!

2. Don’t spend the night

While it might be tempting to drift off after a seriously great romp in the sheets, you really should pull yourself out of that bed and go home. Why? Well, odds are if you’re actually sleeping together you’re going to develop some kind of feelings.

Sleeping in the same bed as someone is intimate, it’s like you’re building trust. Plus, too much cuddling might cause some butterflies to flutter up when you should be keeping this extremely causal.

I know it’s difficult but insist that you catch an Uber home or that your partner leave too. Maybe even preface your sex-sesh by saying that you have to get up early or that you need that person to go home so no one falsely assumes the other can spend the night.

3. Don’t pillow talk about feelings

I’m not going to tell you that you can’t participate in any amount of pillow talk, because that can be important to finding out what the other likes and doesn’t like in bed, but I’ll tell you that you should avoid talking about feelings.

If you’re going to talk about your day, don’t expect the other to console you in any other way aside from sexually.

As soon as you expect a certain amount of emotional support from the other is when things go wrong.

4. See other people, be honest about it

While you’re casually fucking someone you should know that you should be seeing other people. You can be seeing these other people in a serious capacity or a casual one, but you do need to let your partner know if you’re banging someone else so they can keep themselves safe sexually.

5. If and when you catch the feels, here’s what to do:

Catching feelings is a hazard that’s hard to avoid. So, I can basically guarantee that you’re going to catch feelings at some point. If you do, be honest. Maybe they’ve caught feelings too, but don’t get your hopes up. Be ready for rejection.

Or you could go the easy route and run away! Run far, far away from the feels!