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If Women Ruled The World

If Women Ruled The World


- PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
- Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
- A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
- Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.




- Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
- Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.
- Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made.
- Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.




- Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.
- Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit."
- Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.
- Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.




- Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car.
- All toilet seats would be nailed down.
- Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers.
- TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute.




- All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator
- During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds.
- Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.
- After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.

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