  - PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. - Men would get reputations for sleeping around. - A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing. - Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.   - Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity. - Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. - Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made. - Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.  - Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures. - Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit." - Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments. - Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.  - Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car. - All toilet seats would be nailed down. - Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. - TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute.  - All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator - During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds. - Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly. - After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot. |
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