 "I know," he said, "we can play, ‘Who's Got the Biggest wee wee’". "How do you play that?" asked the redneck. "It's easy'' said the tall boy, "we can play it next recess." So when recess time came, the three boys went outside. "Alright," said the short boy, "Lets play." The short boy explained that all you have to do is pull down your pants and whoever has the biggest wee wee wins 5 dollars from the others. And so the short boy pulled down his pants and the other two boys were impressed. Then the tall boy pulled down his pants. His wee wee was about the same size as the short boy's. As the redneck boy pulled his pants down, the other two boys stared in awe.  "Yup. I played this game called ‘Who's Got the Biggest wee wee’ and the other boys said I won because I'm a redneck." "No sweetie, you won because you're 23." |
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