 Friends don't let friends take home ugly men. ----Women's restroom,, DeweyBeach, DE .Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" --- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! ---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana  A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas No wonder you always go home alone. ---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA Beauty is only a light switch away. --- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. ---Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. --- Revolution Books, New York, New York Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. ---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. ---The Janitor What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. ---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY |
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