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The Night After Thanksgiving

'Twas the night after Thanksgiving,
But I just couldn't sleep.

I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned --- The dark meat and white,

But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation......
The thought of a snack became infatuation.....

So I raced to the kitchen and flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground !!
I crashed through the ceiling,
Floating into the sky....

With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie,
But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...

HAPPY EATING TO ALL !!

PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE !!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!



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