Whew, that's one terrific spread!

I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist.

Talk about a huge breast!

"And he forced his way into the end zone..."

She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes
15 men to hold her down.

It's Cool Whip time!!!!

If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst!

It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip,
nothing squirts out!