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Signs and Bumper Stickers

As a bit of a change of pace at the end of the month, we thought we would bring you some of the actual signs and bumper stickers spotted around the country we thought you might enjoy...

** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed."

** Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

** At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

** At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

** In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

** On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

** At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

** On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

** In a veterinarian's waiting room : "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

** At the electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

** In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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