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Santa Pick Up Lines

Santa Pick Up Lines


Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?



Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

I`ve got something special in the sack for you!

Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

I know when you`ve been bad or good...
so let`s skip the small talk!

Some of my best toys run on batteries...
(wink wink!)

Interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
(Well, that`s what Mrs. Claus calls it.)

I see you when you`re sleeping & you don`t wear any underwear...
Do you???

Screw the "NICE" list... I`ve got you on my "NAUGHTY" list, Babe!

Wanna join the "Mile High" club?



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