 I was browsing around online and thought I'd send you a greeting card, but everything I saw was either too cheesy, or too corny... or all Lovey-Dovey. But I kept looking and looking... and looking... and looking... and I finally found this one, which isn't so bad.... so I thought to myself, "Hey, this one isn't so bad." And then I told myself, "You know what? You're Right!" And then I agreed. So I decided that I would send you this card... because it is nice and sweet, simple and to the point, without all the Hoopla... Just a simple little card that you can receive at your computer and know that I was thinking about you, not something that would be all lengthy and time consuming, yep, just a cute little card to say Hello. So that's what I'm doing right now. Just a short little hello... and then I'm out of here. I'm not one to keep talking... I don't like to outstay my welcome, and I feel the same way about online greeting cards. They shouldn't take forever to download; they should be quick and painless. I send it, you receive it, and it's done, just like that... a done deal. But then of course you may consider sending me a greeting card to thank me for sending you this one, in which case you would have to face the same problems that I encountered. If you do decide to send me a thank you card for sending you this greeting card I would hope that you would extend to me the same courtesy that I have shown you. I prefer short and sweet little cards. Thanks in advance. I appreciate it. I really do. You're a really swell person you know... that's why I sent you this card. Now that I'm anticipating you sending me a thank you card I guess I'll have to think ahead and figure out which card to send you in return. So I guess I should start thinking about that. Well, I guess I'll see you later then. Ok then. Good talking to Ya, alrighty then. Cya later, Cya later alligator, After while Crocadile, Bye Bye then. Have a good day. And a good night. Don't let the bedbugs bite. Goodbye. Oh, just one more thing... well crap, now I forgot what I was gonna say. Oh well, if I think of it I'll send you another card. So goodbye for now. Adios! Bye Bye! HAHA! Send this "short message" to all of your friends! |
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