Hilarious One Liners Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have any film. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Wear Short Sleeves: Support your right to bare arms... For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. I intend to live forever - so far, so good Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week |
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