| A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. |  |
 | "Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager, "but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?" |
| "Well," he replies pointing out one brand, "this is as soft as a baby's kiss. It's $1.50 per roll." |  |
 | He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft as a bunny, strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll." |
Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, "We call that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."
"Give me the No Name," she says. |  |
 | She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, "Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne." |
"Why?" he asks.
"Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap off anybody!" |  |
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