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The Value Of Money


The Value Of Money


It can buy a House

But not a Home



It can buy a Bed

But not Sleep



It can buy a Clock

But not Time



It can buy you a Book

But not Knowledge



It can buy you a Position

But not Respect



It can buy you Medicine

But not Health



It can buy you Blood

But not Life


So you see money isn't everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to
take away your pain and suffering!

So send me all your money and
I will suffer for you!
Cash only please.


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