 LUST: When all you write is your phone number. MARRIAGE: When all you write is checks.  LUST: When sex is called "doing it". MARRIAGE: When you can't remember what you used to call it. LUST: When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE: When you lose your child in a crowded room. LUST: When your groin twitches every time you see them. MARRIAGE: When your wallet empties every time you see them. LUST: When you argue over who gets the wet spot. MARRIAGE: When you argue about money. LUST: When you have concern for your partner's test results. MARRIAGE: When you have concern for what's on TV. LUST: When nobody else knows. MARRIAGE: When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows. LUST: When you like to see each other naked. MARRIAGE: When you never see each other awake. LUST: When you steal everything they own. MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything. LUST: When you phone each other to pick a hotel room. MARRIAGE: When you phone each other to gripe. LUST: When the song on the radio determines how you do it. MARRIAGE: When you listen to talk radio. LUST: When your farewell is "Same time next week?" MARRIAGE: When your farewell is "Pick up some toilet paper." |
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