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How Many Women Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

How Many Women Does It Take
to Change a Lightbulb?


ANSWER: ONE!

And do you know why it only takes One?

Because nobody else in this darn house knows how to change a light bulb! They don't even know the lightbulb is freaking burned out! They would all sit in this freaking house in the dark for days before they tried to figure it out! And once they had figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs, despite the fact that they have been in the same cupboard for the past 17 years!




But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find the light bulbs, Two days later the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the stupid lightbulb would Still be in the same spot under the light! And underneath the freaking chair would be the crumpled wrapper the stupid light bulb came in!




Why?? Because nobody in this house is ever even carries out the freaking garbage! It's a wonder that we haven't all suffocated from the piles of garbage that are 12 feet deep throughthe whole house! It will take the National Guard to clean this pigsty! No! Pigs would even reject this place!




Does that answer your question BABE ?

Ha Ha Ha !

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