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Kids Said It

Kids Said It

A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
After the church service a little boy told the pastor:
"When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"
"Because my Daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
The wife answered:
"Just say what you hear Mommy say,"
The daughter bowed her head and said:
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people over to dinner?"
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he was ill, and said:
"Johnny what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded, pointing to his rib cage:
"It hurts in here. I think I'm going to have a wife!"
This out of the mouth of a 3 year old boy:
"Our father, who does art in heaven, Howard is his name..."

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