| How To Make Love Endure "Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." -Tom, age 7 "Don't forget your wife's name... That will mess up the love." -Roger, age 8 "Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." -Randy, age 8 "Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind... Love isn't like picking what movie you want to watch." -Natalie, age 9 Titles Of The Love Ballads You Can Sing To Your Beloved "'How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?'" -Arnold, age 10 "'You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.'" -Larry, age 8 "'I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!'" -Eddie, age 6 "'I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends.'" -Bob, age 9 "'Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!'" -Will, age 7 Reflections On The Nature Of Love "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -Greg, age 8 |