Hillbilly Computer Jargon

Hillbilly Computer Jargon

Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
Bit- A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."
Byte -Whut them dang flys do
Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick
Cache - Needed when you run out of food stamps

Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
Diskette - Female disco dancer
Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer

Internet - Where cafeteria workers put thier hair
Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys
Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live
Online - Where you hang your clothes to dry
Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year

Terminal - Time to call the undertaker
Windows - Place in the truck to hang your guns
Floppy - When you run out of Polygrip
Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions
Reboot - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff

Network - How to get yer bait for fishin
LAN - To borrow as in, "Hey Bart! LAN me yore truck."
Digital control - What yore fingers do on the TV remote
Packet - What you do to a suitcase before a trip
Log on - Making the wood stove hotter

Log off - Don't add no more wood
Download - Gettin' the farwood offn the pickup
Megahertz - When yer not keerful gettin' that farwood downloaded
Floppydisk - Whatcha git from tryin' to carry to much farwood
Prompt - Whut th mail ain't in the winter taim

Screen - Whut to shut when it's black fly season
Microchip - Whut's left in the munchie bag
Laptop - Whur the kitty sleeps
Software - Them dang plastik forks and knives
Mainframe - Holds up the barn ruf

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