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'Twas Night After Thanksgving


The Night After Thanksgiving

'Twas the night after Thanksgiving,
But I just couldn't sleep.



I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.







The leftovers beckoned --- The dark meat and white,



But I fought the temptation with all of my might.



Tossing and turning with anticipation......
The thought of a snack became infatuation.....



So I raced to the kitchen and flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.



I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.



I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground !
I crashed through the ceiling,
Floating into the sky....



With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie,
But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...



HAPPY EATING TO ALL !

PASS THE CRANBERRIES PLEASE !

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!


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