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Why I Wish I Was A Guy



~ Why I Wish I Was A Guy! ~



1. A guy's butt is never a factor in a job interview.

2. A guy's orgasms are real. Always.

3. A guy's last name stays put.

4. The garage is all his.

5. Wrinkles add character.






6. He doesn't have to curl up next
to a hairy butt every night.

7. Chocolate is just another snack.

8. He can wear a white shirt to a water park.

9. He never feels compelled to stop a friend from having sex.

10. Car mechanics tell him the truth.




11. He doesn't give a rat's ass if someone notices his new haircut.

12. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

13. He never has to drive to another gas station because "This one's just too icky."

14. Same work...more pay.

15. The world is his urinal.




16. Wedding Dress $2,000;
Tux rental $100.

17. If he retains water,
it's in a canteen.

18. People never glance at his chest when he is talking to them.

19. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

20. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with:
"So, notice anything different?"

21. One mood...all of the time.

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