15 Hilarious Thoughts For The Day

15 Hilarious Thoughts for Your Day

1. Don`t sweat the petty things and Don`t pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3. If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?

4. Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

5. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help

section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

6. If a deaf kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?

8. And whose cruel idea was it to put an `S` in the word `Lisp`?

9. If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him....Is he still wrong?

10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide....is it considered a hostage situation?

11. Is there another word for synonym?

12. Isn`t it scary that doctors call what they do 'practice`?

13. Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

14. What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

15. If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?

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