Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?

Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch

Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!

Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

IRS We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Where there's a will... I want to be in it.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else..