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Goofy Daily Thought I need serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they ticked me off. Also, I must be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow. I need to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday 23% on Tuesday 40% on Wednesday 20% on Thursday 5% on Fridays And I need to remember... When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to tick me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 muscles to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me! Click Here to send this page to someone or anyone! Your Ad Here Catnip Kitty Life Is Like A Jar of Jalapenos An Interview With God - Inspirational! Happy Birthday To You

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