Quick Cash
A woman is just getting out of the shower when the
doorbell rings. Her husband, heading to the shower
himself, asks her to see who's at the door, so she
wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands her
next-door neighbor, Rob. Before she can say a word,
Rob says, "I'll give you $500 to drop that towel you have on."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her
towel and stands naked in front of him. He looks
for a few seconds, hands her $500, and leaves.
Excited about her earnings, the woman puts the towel
back on and runs upstairs. Her husband yells out
from the shower, "Who was that?"It was Rob from next door," she replies.
"Great," the husband says.
"Did he say anything about the $500 dollars he owes me?"
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