 Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. "VULNERABLE": Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing football without a helmet. "COMMUNICATION": Female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys. "BUTT": Female: The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what is worn. Male: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home run, or goal. Also good for mooning. "COMMITMENT": Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with girlfriend. "ENTERTAINMENT": Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything that can be done while drinking. "FLATULENCE": Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and malebonding. |
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