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Why Christmas Trees Are...Better Than Men

Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Men



A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.






A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.






A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year long.

A Christmas tree is always erect.

Even small ones give satisfaction.




A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

It looks good - even with the lights on.

And last but not least...

A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it
up and throw it in the back of your car.





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