Top 10 Signs You Are Broke

~ Top 10 Signs You Are Broke ~

10. calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

9.You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

8.The company don't call you to switch.

7.You rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

6.You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

5.You think of a lottery ticket as...
a Great Investment!

4.Your bologna has no first name.

3.Sally Struthers sends you food.

2. supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

And The Number #1 Sign You Are Broke Is:

1.At communion you go back for seconds.

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