 An application was for employment, A program was a TV show... A cursor used profanity, And a keyboard was on a piano!  Memory was something that you lost with age And a CD was a bank account, And if you had a corrupted disk, It would hurt when you found out! Compress was what you did to garbage, Not something you did to a file, And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while! Log on was adding wood to a fire, A hard drive was a trip on the road, A mouse pad was where a mouse lived, And a backup happened to the commode! Cutting, you did with a pocket knife, Pasting, you did with glue. The Web was where a spider lived And a virus was the flu! |
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