 A momma asked her ten-year-old son if he knew about "The Birds & The Bees" "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. Confused, the mother asked her son what was wrong.  "Oh Mom," he sobbed, " at age six I got the... 'there's no Santa' speech."  At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech.  Then at age eight you hit me with the 'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech!  If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!" |
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