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The Truth About The Birds & The Bees

The Truth About The Birds & The Bees




A momma asked her ten-year-old son if he knew about
"The Birds & The Bees"

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the mother asked her son what was wrong.



"Oh Mom," he sobbed, " at age six I got the...
'there's no Santa' speech."



At age seven I got the
'there's no Easter Bunny' speech.



Then at age eight you hit me with the
'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech!



If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex,
I've got nothing left to live for!"

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