Kids On Love

What Most People Are Thinking When They Say "I Love You"
"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day."
-Michelle, age 9
"Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat."
-Dick, age 7
How Do People In Love Typically Behave?
"Mooshy... like puppy dogs... except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much."
-Arnold, age 10
"All of a sudden, the people get movie fever so they can sit together in the dark."
-Sherm, age 8
How A Person Learns To Kiss
"You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you."
-Doug, age 7
"It might help to watch soap operas all day."
-Carin, age 9
"You can have a big rehearsal with your Barbie and Ken dolls."
-Julia, age 7
How Was Kissing Invented?
"I know one reason that kissing was created. It makes you feel warm all over, and they didn't always have electric heat or fireplaces or even stoves in their houses."
-Gina, age 8
When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?
"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you... That's why I stopped doing it."
-Jean, age 10
"When they're rich."
-Pam, age 7
"If it's your mother, you can kiss her anytime. But if it's a new person, you have to ask permission."
-Roger, age 6
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