Kids On Love

The Personal Qualities Necessary To Be A Good Lover
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills."
-Ava, age 8

"Sensitivity don't hurt."
-Robbie, age 8

Some Surefire Ways To Make A Person Fall In Love With You
"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores."
-Del, age 6

"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love."
-Alonzo, age 9

"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me."
-Bart, age 9

"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs...and don't worry if their parents are right there."
-Manuel, age 8

How Can You Tell If Two Adults Eating Dinner At A Restaurant Are In Love?
"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love."
-John, age 9

"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food."
-Brad, age 8

"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are... on fire."
-Christine, age 9

"Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up."
-Sarah, age 9

"See if the man has lipstick on his face."
-Sandra, age 7