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Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex.
Now Sex has been embarrassing to me.
One day I entered Sex in a contest,but before the competition began he ran away.
Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there,looking around.
I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets.
"But you don't understand" I said,"I had planned to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show off.
When my husband and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.
I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married!!"
The Judge said, "Me too".
Then I told him that after I was married that Sex had left me.
He said "Me too".
Last night Sex ran off again.I spent hours looking around town for him.
A cop came over to me and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 O'clock in the morning.
I said looking for Sex.
My case comes up Monday...
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