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~ Merlot For The Lady! ~
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at
his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table
nearby, all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her
knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the
girl, saying this is from the gentleman.
She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7
inches in your pants.
The man after reading this note, sends one
of his own back to her and it read: "Just so you know- I happen
to have a Rolls, BMW and a Mercedes in my garage, plus two million
dollars in the bank...
But not even for a woman as beautiful
as you would I cut off three inches!
Just send the bottle back.
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